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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

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Still no good

share office space ...

No, not a chance

What is love?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Who is someone that inspires you?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Why do some children hate their parents?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which is the most liked web series in India?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Do humans know everything they need to know?