What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:47

Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
ESA studying impacts of proposed NASA budget cuts - SpaceNews
Still no good
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Who is someone that inspires you?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the best Jewish jokes?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Why do some children hate their parents?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
So they tried
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which is the most liked web series in India?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...